Fred's MUSIC FOR LICENSING
| WINTER WARMTH: -- Optimistic, sweet,friends and family | |
| OMNI BED: Multi-purpose groove -- cool and laid back | |
| CAUSE THEME: problem-solution track | |
| LITE WHIMSY | |
| RESONATOR SAUNTERING: 30 seconds of folksy | |
| MYSTIC JAZZ: mysterious 30-seconds jazz | |
| BOSSA LOUNGE: 30 seconds | |
| SPYNESS: retro espionage-style track | |
| FUNK JUNK: 60 seconds with handy copy hole for emphasis | |
| APRES: Contented and light |
Fred's SONGS FOR SALE
| THAT WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING | |
| UNCONDITIONAL | |
| HOUSE OF CARDS | |
| SNEAKING FEELING | |
| ONE IN A MILLION | |
| CIRCLE OF ASS | |
| MESSAGE FROM MOUNTAIN VIEW | |
| PRAPECIA | |
| CRAZY AUNT CHRISTMAS |
IF you’ve not been to a Levon Helm Ramble, it’s a good time to start thinking about it.
Almost two years ago I went to one the Leveon Helm Rambles. It was one of the finest shows I’ve ever been to, an intimate performance in the big, open area of Leven Helm’s post-and-beam structure where he lives and works. I’d tried to get my then 17-year-old son to go, but at the time, [...]
That’s it, Google. You’ve lost home page status with me. (UPDATED)
UPDATE June 7: Actually this irked me enough to make a video (also giving me the inspiration to get into imovie 09 a bit more.
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Is there a red star warehouse?
Graphic design played a huge role in Obama’s campaign, as we all know. Simple designs repeated endlessly were the norm and still are because advertising has taught us to internalize “brands” via cool-logo shorthand. But in politics, there is no such thing as art for art’s sake. So when I went to Pelosi’s website [...]
I know what I’m doing next weekend.
Laser Espionage Microphone (how-to) – Funny video clips are a click away
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Sotomayor Poll.
Sotomayor will reach better conclusions than…(poll)
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Micro musical moments to live for.
On my walk with the mp3 player today I realized there are tiny moments of musicality that make me smile or gesture in groovaliciousness or just generally enjoy repeatedly. Some examples:
The drums matching syllable for syllable the line “hang a five-rail gate from” in McMurtry’s “Choctaw Bingo.”
The late drum roll and cymbal in J.J. Cale’s [...]
Talk Like Obama Day negative thought starter chart.
Following up yesterday’s positive approach for an inevitable talk-like-Obama day with a negative chart. It was harder than I thought; I had to mute the TV. Let me know if you need them in teleprompter format.
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I’m preparing for a future Talk Like Obama Day.
The convention, obviously is: The yellow green of blue.
Serving suggestion: Hold chin up, look left and right. Use introductory phrase followed by a mix ‘n’ match from the chart. Pause dramatically to taste.
Example: Pay no attention to the whines of the naysayers and the equivocations of the meek. You and I, we don’t have [...]
Toyota Prius: The Yoplait of cars.
My wife saw this spot last night and commented that it must have been conceived by a woman. My first reaction was oh, crap, it’s like the 70s again but her observation is accurate. As I watched it a few more times I began to wonder if Toyota were marketing the Prius for women, positioning [...]
CFL Bulbs: Who’s driving this clown car?
If you learned that mercury in CFL bulbs is bad for your health, I doubt it was from the packaging. I checked the packaging of my GE Energy Smart Instant On 4-year bulbs (with “$66 in energy savings per pack**..” They’re made in China, presumably because of their experience with hazardous materials in light [...]
















