Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-11 |

As if there weren't enough signs of reliving the 70's, the Clark Wallabee horror of footwear is back on shelves. #
The Bermuda grass treats my sidewalk the way a fat guy treats the armrest in economy class. #
@Reemiles Back at you, good people. Some day I want to pick your brains on the liveaboard life. in reply to Reemiles #
The most populous country, China, buys the least green vehicle, Hummer. Maybe they can make them run on toxic toys. #
My dog starts whining when storms are in Birmingham. I wish she'd hold off 'til at least Douglasville. #
@thenotoriousmeg saugerties rings a bell…near woodstock? in reply to thenotoriousmeg #
RT @snipeyhead: New blog post: A few of my favorite things: http://bit.ly/2XKFOA #
RT @Reemiles: There are no passengers on spaceship earth. We are all crew. ~ Marshall McLuhan #quote #
@snipeyhead Ah, if I had a nickel for every obscene boot routine… in reply to snipeyhead #
I know for a fact 1 of my songs is on the ipod of a woman who dressed like a chicken in front of Jay Leno. It's going on the resume. #
@aliholden Wow–interesting breed! I'd never heard of them before. in reply to aliholden #
@czelticgirl If it's stuck in your head, thank goodness it's a lovable tune! J.J. Cale's song by the same name could get nicely stuck, too. in reply to czelticgirl #
@GrupGirl heh — yeah, not much of debate-winner there. in reply to GrupGirl #
@GrupGirl– I wonder if it's provocation as a business strategy, which could work for a bar, if you don't mind wearing kevlar to work. #
The credit card committee awarded me a free card. I'm embarrassed, but will accept as an emergency lock jimmy. #
http://tinyurl.com/yzq4asp Delbert McClinton at the Variety Nov 14th. Tasty. http://tinyurl.com/yzq4asp #atl #
RT @brian_sack: I was inspired by the Nobel committee, so I'm sending wedding gifts to my single friends. #
The best even a great caricaturist can do with Michael Moore is a portrait. #
A reason to love the Gourds, the line "lonely as a weather balloon." http://tinyurl.com/yk26x2h #
@llmcmack lol — I'll make that a key "ask." in reply to llmcmack #
This could make following people with whom you have nothing in common even more fun and subversive. http://tinyurl.com/y9rd8wm. #
This could following people with whom you have nothing in common even more fun and subversive. http://tinyurl.com/y9rd8wm. #
@aliholden http://twitpic.com/kzcuj – What is she, Australian Shepherd maybe? #
@kelliebark By contrast and for future reference, peeling beets is *not* the hardest part of drinking beet juice. in reply to kelliebark #
@swoodruff Yes, that could be fun…OR…there could be a furniture sale somewhere. Just sayin'… in reply to swoodruff #
Saw an unattended suitcase in front of WalMart near our train station and longed for the days when I wouldn't have noticed or cared. #
Bing's photo today is on the magnificent side, I think. #
Thinking of joining the "cool kids" and "tastemakers" just so I can use the word"narrative" in conversation all day. #
I'd love to see James Carville and Terry Bradshaw in a conversation. Maybe a drunk conversation. From a distance. #
And here's Bekka Bramlett's CD. http://tinyurl.com/yjt5z53. Can't wait for it to get here. #
This voice is goosebump good to me. Bekka Bramlett. http://tinyurl.com/yfseol9. This track from Imus ranch http://tinyurl.com/yg6o7dd #
Who wants guess how many days it takes to get an MRI of a torn ACL in a major state University town? No one? 12. #
@mephjeff It's a crowded specialty. You're competing with the news. in reply to mephjeff #
This weekend I hope to make a block of solid black by layering images of heavily redacted freedom of information docs. #
http://twitpic.com/kvx55 – If you need chick paint, better stock up now. #atl #
Clarification. TNT was invented by Alfred, not the moon. #
RT @AmandaCarpenter: Schedule for Peace Prize selection. They nominated Obama February 1, less than month in office : http://bit.ly/uH333 #
Obama gets Nobel prize for trying to reduce nukes as Nasa bombs the moon with TNT, which was invented by Alfred Nobel. #
@AdFreak "excessively noisy or strident." I smell Constitutional freedom of expression arguments. Also, I hope the hearings are really loud. in reply to AdFreak #
RT @mediagonebad: Byrds @ the Sugar Shack in Chillicothe, Ohio http://bit.ly/Phj04 Crosby's famous pot belly is just forming! #
http://twitpic.com/ksg1h – Talk about your impulse purchase. #
Oh, good. More MBAs. http://tinyurl.com/yk7u9gt #
RT @CcSteff: The internet is disproportionately full of people who are learning how to be strong. #
@chrisbrogan I don't want a relationship with companies. "It's not you, it's *me," I tell them, but still they cry, and later, key my car. in reply to chrisbrogan #
If this talk of beet juice being great for you is BS, I'll hunt down the PR flack responsible and choke him with my own purple hands. #
Willie, you give me faith in the future. http://tinyurl.com/ykjecb3 #
Harry, a former ad creative partner emails: "i would say my nap failed but i can't account for an hour of time." #
@zoneviii I left that party early and have been rezoned T-1, low-density Twitter residential. in reply to zoneviii #
RT @snipeyhead: RT @sapiens: typo tweet… i'd say this would be embarassing to say the least http://0at.org/blog/oops_email #
Can I get a gov. grant to design a greener taser? I'm thinking solar powered — or maybe donut crumb-powered. #
If the camera catches a pro pitcher just wrong, you might think he throws like your girlfriend. http://tinyurl.com/ye8ju62 #
@aliholden You might have guessed I meant that to be "ah, German…" Today I resolve to flip the keyboard and shake out the peanut skins. in reply to aliholden #
RT @bliccy: I wonder what my Girl Scout badge for "Douche Magnet" will look like! #
@aliholden A German. Does any language use phlegm more beautifully? in reply to aliholden #
Coming up with new ways to use Tiger Woods in a commercial must be like trying to invent a new pizza. #
@Talkmaster That looks like a Glee storyline. in reply to Talkmaster #
RT @snipeyhead: I think I need this doormat: http://bit.ly/2Pn25y — what do you think, @lundegaard? #
@jetpacks I know exactly the feeling, only with framing instead of cheeseburgers. in reply to jetpacks #
@ZABJW Good luck to anyone trying for that interview. http://twitpic.com/kfje9 in reply to ZABJW #
RT @Nick_Nolte: Aw, hell. Dang raccoons got into my porno again. #
Wow — it didn't take ACORN long to investigate itself. Apparently they're announcing the results in a bit. #
Not too interested in the Letterman thing, except to wonder if the shows were better or worse on days he boinked staffers. #
http://twitpic.com/kfje9 – 6 weeks ago I asked the FCC to define "media diversty." Here's their reply. I'm not kidding. #
RT @BestAt: RT @HotAmishChick: They asked me to write a productivity book but after "Stop reading this and work harder!" I'm stuck. #
@jetpacks The petroleum industry thanks you for not taking advantage of any technology fresher than the interstate system. in reply to jetpacks #
I'm Grinch-tight with $ these days, but had to spring for this. Bekka Bramlett's new CD. http://tinyurl.com/y9jhq44. Platinum pipes. #
Took down the jungle next door, depriving invaders of perfect cover up to our hard perimeter. #