Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-15
- "Golf balls take 1000 years to decompose." –Digg. As I recall, thats about the same as unfinished Taco Bell food under the passenger seat. #
- RT @jaketapper: POTUS says " I want to take Michelle and girls (to indonesia) so they can take a look at some of my old haunting grounds." #
- Guitars *and* eye candy: http://tinyurl.com/yb6fe4p. zemaitis #
- Damn…We missed the guided meditation at the Tibetan Festival. Looks our meditations will have to be willy nilly. #
- "These Custom USA Pickguards are made of a Patented Pickguard Material, Not Real Metal, Real Eagles, Real Fire or Real Skulls." -Noted #
- "Why Flirting Has Gone High Tech" is the lead story in the AARP newsletter. Stay alert. #
- Finally, America's freezer makers can eliminate the "kickback bin" from the William Jefferson Signature models. http://tinyurl.com/ybj7ja9 #
- Still hoping for solid-body luthier recommendations? Anyone? #guitar #atl #
- I think Malamud should get a grant for his work. Because that would be even funnier. http://tinyurl.com/yz3j8p2 #
- Dunno why NY is trying terrorists. I'm pretty sure no one much cares for them. #
- RT @JamesPew: Free doesn't mean devalued. http://bit.ly/3eh0UY [interesting] #
- Wife had a medical screening test done. The bill arrived before the results. Son had $1100 MRI. Insurance paid $300. Wooho! I mean, crap! #
- Made a folder to save site TOS docs. I think they're good business/cultural leading indicators & reveal corporate personality. #
- RT @amandachapel: ON THIS DAY IN SOCIAL MEDIA HISTORY – 1805 Johann George Lehner of Vienna, created the frankfurter. ht @chrisheuer #
- Have my resume in with Massive Dynamic. Hope I'm not in a noncontiguous dimension when they call. #
- @ActiveMinds That was so brilliantly efficient I want those guys designing our hybrids. in reply to ActiveMinds #
- RT @jowyang: Just what we needed. A social network ONLY for beautiful people http://www.beautifulpeople.com/ Members vote you in or out. #
- @colinhayfanclub http://twitpic.com/p84oh – That *is* nice. Those smiles are real alright. #
- RT @GrupGirl: RT @vilehelm Since print is dead, this winter I'll be wrapping social media gurus around my feet to stay warm. #
- @TheMarketingGuy It might be a good logo for Confusion. in reply to TheMarketingGuy #
- RT @Talkmaster: Durn. Media Matters hasn't picked up on my "Asteroid repelled by Hemorrhoid" comment. Gotta try harder. #
- Just watched Tina Turners 2009 show on Palladium. There's enough energy in that show to light the east coast for a year. #
- Holy crap. Who did Nick Cage's taxes? Rangel or Geitner? #
- RT @ohboyrecords: John Prine: New show announced in Ithaca, NY at State Theatre on February 17, 2010 http://feeds.artistdata.com/bit4eP7Pe #
- The Son Unit got a 97 on an organic chemistry test, and my second thought was: paternity test. #
- Thinking of my 2cnd boss today. He fought at Normandy and was such a cool guy he's still a legend in TN, though he died in the early 80s. #
- RT @Trizumi: "If you watch Jaws backwards, its about a shark that throws up so many people they need to open a beach!" (via GoNorthWest) #
- States in deep crap. Hey, Florida, we're right behind you. http://tinyurl.com/yk6v6tn #
- @czelticgirl Ha! I'd not seen the-editing-room. Excellent! in reply to czelticgirl #
- @brian_sack Another ten years and all it will take to feel 700 years old is rain. It's cheaper and you don't even have to go outside. in reply to brian_sack #
- RT @RasmussenPoll: 60% want Fort Hood investigated as terrorist act..27% prefer civilian criminal investigation… http://tinyurl.com/RR0803 #
- RT @PasteMagazine: Calling All Deadhead Librarians: Your Job Hunt is Over http://bit.ly/1×0cSO #
- @GrupGirl That shot at the table looks like treasure from an archeological dig, maybe walrus teeth. in reply to GrupGirl #
- @snipeyhead ah, I'd missed the preceding convo. in reply to snipeyhead #
- @brian_sack fascinating. Compliant media, internet crackdown, attempts to discredit him… in reply to brian_sack #
- @snipeyhead Ad agency employee seems like a natural progression, then. in reply to snipeyhead #
- @mograndpa — Thank you, sir, for your service in those tumultuous times. #
- Jonathan Coulton – I Crush Everything: http://blip.fm/~g6ny4. Best song ever about a lovelorn giant squid. #
- http://twitpic.com/p3sj2 – See, Google? That wasn't so hard, was it? #
- Sometimes I learn from site search strings: "why are clarks wallabees called dope smokers" #
- listening to "Booker T & The MG's – Green Onions" ♫ http://blip.fm/~g69yp #
- Thumbs up to Gibson for continuing to give us these great Arlen Roth guitar tutes. http://tinyurl.com/yjn5m59 #
- I wonder how my biodegradable drop cloth knows when to start biodegrading. #
- Most inventive fiction I've read lately: "Sirloin just $3.99 per pound." — Publix #
- @AlexRaffi We can accomplish so much working together. in reply to AlexRaffi #
- Publix, Most inventive fiction I've read lately: "Sirloin just $3.99 per pound." — Publix #
- @JTlol I'm with you the intent of the satire. Couldn't DM in reply to JTlol #
- @JTlol I can't laugh yet, and if I could it would be the bitter kind, but "complete with mournful banjo dirge…" engaged the grin muscles. in reply to JTlol #
- White House communications effort fails to save or create job for Anita Dunn. http://tinyurl.com/yf2×2vy. #
- Former AD partner writes: "i'm sitting here about to wet my pants to see how long i can hold out. i'm bored." — Summary unnecessary. #
- @AlexRaffi Tell him it makes more sense with tweetdeck or seesmic. And your own quality control. in reply to AlexRaffi #
- You know all the laid-off newspaper editors? HIre them to ride herd on legislators until bills are readable. Jobs. Transparency. Win-win. #
- Bill Clinton was all thumb-capped fist when gesturing in speeches while in office. Now he's unleashed the pointy finger wag. #
- RT @zefrank: a fired editor's revenge :: http://bit.ly/2eqrZy #
- RT @brian_sack: Wow, people can be awesome. http://tinyurl.com/yag7r7g #noah #
- Soldiers and dogs. http://tinyurl.com/3akfet #
- @AlanColmes Re Nazi vs. Commie: Good question. Snappier uniform? in reply to AlanColmes #
- AARP sure is running the crap out of their Medicare supplemental insurance spots. #
- @paulandstorm Funniest photo/caption I've seen today. Is he plucking out Coulton's heart? Would explain the expression. On Coulton, I mean. in reply to paulandstorm #
- RT @mkhammer: RT @TPCarney: BREAKING: Pfizer abandons site of infamous Kelo eminent domain taking – http://bit.ly/1Ngd1C #
- RT @BarackBorat: Tomorrow we make @NYTimes A-1 with plan for rebuild Berlin Wall with union workers. Job stimulus is very niiice. #
- @TheRecruiterGuy Coming soon to a stock photo house near you. in reply to TheRecruiterGuy #
- RT @snipeyhead: Future of America, ladies and gentlemen. http://www.lamebook.com/wareing-me-out #weareSOfucked #
- RT @SpaceyG: Shame on PRSA. Just fucking shame. Throwing awards at Edelman PR when 14 people died. http://bit.ly/22QZAq #
- RT @anna_ee: A man came up next to me while I was searching for a good avocado. We stood there in silence, awkwardly squeezing avocados. #
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