- Nice track. Very Beck-Ola. "Timebomb" by JJ Rocks – http://t.co/9FIkaElS #
- If you listen to lyrics of "You Look Wonderful Tonight," Clapton can be a pretty lousy date. #
- I think the point of a lot of product design is: "Make it irresistible now and an embarrassment in ten years." #
- RT @brian_sack: Work for Matt! He nice! RT @mattmangano Anyone in Nashville want a job doing construction cleanup Sunday? #
- Beginning to suspect that a lot of unhappiness is caused by paying attention. #
- MT @ayelienne: My current favorite musical discovery (thanks, @emusic!) -Cold Specks http://t.co/VbFAW5xN via @lastfm #
- Clicking my ist sidebar ad in years was worth it. Learned about this place. http://t.co/ga3g9sUI Cool idea, and good way to hear new music #
- The Fungibles' Slaughterhouse. Threadbare covers that smell like feet. http://t.co/GwXNeswL #
- I have Teflon paint, and if these door-to-door people don't slow down, I'm painting the steps. #
- Kind of embarrassed that in that pic I recognized Clinton but not the porn stars. #
- Tortillas: The novelty dribble cup of food. #
- Looks like I'll have a choice of being represented by a woman who punches capitol cops or a guy who thinks Guam can capsize. I need to move. #
- With politicians spending bucketloads trashing the wealthy, these luxury car spots look pretty douchey. Yes, you, BMW 5 series. #
- RT @czelticgirl: I believe the correct term is "congresscritter."| But critters are lovable & don't destroy all they touch. Congressvarmint? #
- Also, it's totally acceptable to refer to former politicians as "The formerly honorable" so-and-so. #
- If you ever have to say "The Honorable" before a congressperson, don't forget to add the gagging sound. #
- Think tank wonks will talk "pre-eminence" all day long, but bring up "post-eminence" they just scribble a note and look uneasy. #
- This "Sale-a-bration!" has no free hot dogs and the air dancing wavy man has crap moves. #outrage #
- Hopelessly trapped between clothing sizes #outraged #
- @ayelienne Are those zombie children on medication? http://t.co/r68wjn8l in reply to ayelienne #
- You'd think the real experts on curb appeal would be hookers. #
- Still no "Think Tank Death Match" reality show. #outraged #
- we commit to footies, and now *low-ride* footies?! #outraged #
- RT @RockstrNinjaGrl: @everysandwich I can't find my old Tom Petty cd. #outraged | !00% legit reason for outrage! #
- So it all kind of balances out, see? http://t.co/nCgKVme3 (via @abobrow) #
- Not bothering to correct typos in tweets. The last stage of surrender. #
- @RockstrNinjaGrl Welcome aboard! There's so much to choose from. Your priorities of outrages, that's the fun part. #outraged in reply to RockstrNinjaGrl #
- @zoneviii I knew I could count on you! in reply to zoneviii #
- RT @CalEvans: Dear TSA, you are badged thugs and I resent the threat you present to American liberty. | beep…drone deployed. #
- Email to son: Jave a fun trip. Don't drown. That would piss us off! #
- I am outraged! Who's with me?! #outraged #
- @control_zed wiSEAss in reply to control_zed #
- @control_zed Could be! The sea salt industry is completely unregulated! in reply to control_zed #
- I hope you guys noticed that a lot of tweets are artisinal. Some are even artesian. #
- Was going to buy some store brand sea salt, but, you know, with those generics there's no telling *what* sea they pull it from. #
- Always refreshing. http://t.co/Q5d63wYd #
- Know how when you repeat a word quickly over and over is starts to sound like a cool, different word? That doesn't work with jobs. #
- @zoneviii Please use it next time you're watching a creative/account service argument and report back. in reply to zoneviii #
- @zoneviii Sadly, no. I was thinking of what I'd say if I were among the painfully deliberating jurors at the Edwards trial. in reply to zoneviii #
- You can usually halt an argument, at least temporarily, with "People, let's focus on what we have in common. Nipples! #
- I think journalists are being a little too free and easy with the word "tout." #
- The price of cereal per pound is 30% higher than ground beef. Was there a vegetarian tax passed with the budget? Oh, no budget? Never mind. #
- Having a safe installed. Nothing in it, but if William Devane invades my home he'll be distracted long enough for us to escape. #
- A fave from @heyhosey better than a good bean dip reasonably priced and a temporary itchless fungus. Thank you ,sir. #
- Dear Drones: I'm going to Sam's Club now. So you can go loiter over some criminals. You're welcome! #
- Never really got the idea of canopy beds. In case your bedroom is big enough to have its own weather systems? #
- I wonder what it's like inside a distressing shop. "Bob, today you'll be making this armoire, guitar and pair of jeans look like shit." #
- @TrumptonFireman If I laugh any harder than I did at "Overanalyzing" there may be a medical emergency. Thanks for that one. in reply to TrumptonFireman #
- MT @TrumptonFireman: "Lose 30lbs fast. Chop off your leg." Overanalyzing magazine (via @copybeard) http://t.co/ZbBtc9ow #
- Free Afridi! Say it repeatedly. It's fun! Plus, a good idea. #
- @brian_sack Is the Mercedes logo mandatory? in reply to brian_sack #
- Big day! Three bills are ready for viewing! #
- The first truly insane thing I ever heard: "Okay, let's go for a 5-mile cool-down run" — our cross country coach. #
- Judge Nap: Yes, he looks a little like Chief Wiggam, but unlike Wiggam, he's in favor of thought. http://t.co/olYqybbM #
- All of my thoughts are now 140 characters or less. #
- MT @zoneviii: Oooh pretty… RT @MMMcDermott: Stop motion in stop motion in stop motion… http://t.co/dWRUh8P5 via @ADGCreative #
- RT @scarf_girl: Oh how often I feel this in this country! http://t.co/FSdUckZK via @instagram #
- I'd like a blues song made of spy code, eg: "The casserole is baking, and Aunt Clara is on her way/ I said the casserole…." #
- Hey, BMW. Pretty sure the 4-engine jet tanker negates the car's fuel savings. http://t.co/MZ8ijVe7 #
- ""It's not just a matter of head." POTUS in gay rights video. http://t.co/zWaqKXXY #
- Inside the battle for our brains: http://t.co/pXBW8PMB #
- I have some low-sodium salt, which I approach cautiously since I must assume it's surrounded by low-oxygen air. #
- When people ask "What's wrong?" the truth is usually less interesting than "Nobody calls me the 'space cowboy.'" #
- @RockstrNinjaGrl Then I consider my tweeting day a success already. in reply to RockstrNinjaGrl #
- In Canada, a new law requires protests to have a detailed agenda. Also, a plate of snacks and fresh legal pads. http://t.co/NfHm9T63 #
- And since I thought I saw a 6-foot white balloon of George Washington floating by the window, I decided just to go back to sleep. #
- heard noise last night & assumed it woke her up, too. ME: Did you hear that? HER (angrily): Did you *see* a professor?" (cont.) #
- I'm betting that reading tweets from dailykos about studies that say Fox News make you dumber makes you dumber. #
- This track has a nice purity and clarity to it. Nice production, too. http://t.co/QmURc1s4 #
- So where is everybody in the 7 stages of grief for career or IRA? #
- It's going to get interesting when SETI and SIRI get together. #
- My bluetooth devices just learned about "smart bluetooth." They slammed their bedroom door and have been blaring Green Day ever since. #
- Dear Library of Congress: The boxer briefs format, though seemingly a contradiction, is proving valid. The "no ride-up" claim thus far true. #
- First it was mammograms, not it's the PSA test. Can we just call it the war on health screening now? http://t.co/g0diHcBy #
- Dear Library of Congress. Today, 5-21-2012 I'm trying out the boxer briefs format. Please make a note. #
- Is there an app for e-book signings? #
- $6 billion you say? Is $468 million close enough? http://t.co/vBcvGtwG #
- @jetpacks http://t.co/O43ABJJS #
- That Oatmeal-Tesla thing fact checked. http://t.co/XqckAx1h #
- @GrupGirl I'm sure they're working on it! in reply to GrupGirl #
- For some reason hearing Jack Bauer as the voice for Bank of America seems about right. "Your choice. Service fee or your knees." #
- My neighbor died. He was a navigator in B-17s . Nice guy, even as he went south and would start talking about his diapers. Still smiled. #
- Lost my mind. Don't much miss it. #
- Here's a thought: Occupy the Caymans. #
- Pretty sure I could be middle management. I can say: " That's a lot of good work! Keep on it. I can't wait to see what you come up with. #
- @koogmo They should mention how many are retiring because they can't find work and are financially fked. in reply to koogmo #
- I hate haters….ah, crap. #
- The phrase "moving forward" means absolutely nothing until time machines are a reality. #
- RT @sutterink: it's my brand, dude. i'm a rich white guy hating other rich white guys. #
- A friend writes: "I think we're born hacked, or at least as soon as we are issued a Social Security number we are forever hacked." #
- TRUE: ME: Did you throw out my lint? HER: You should keep your lint in a safe place. I can get you more. ME: I wanted *that* lint! #
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