Lotta Hats -- unproduced -- UPS

ANNCR: Visualize your UPS driver
GUY: Sorry, no time. I’m birthin’ a business here. I’m kinda covered up.
ANNCR: So you wear a lot of hats.
GUY: Yeah. I’m really slammed. There’s a lot on my plate.
ANNCR: Covered up with slammin’ hat-plates.
GUY: Sometimes it feels that way.
ANNCR: So you’re too busy to worry about shipping.
GUY: I have other fish to fry.
ANNCR: Then trust me. Visualize your UPS guy.
GUY: Okay. Got it. He must work out.
ANNCR: Oh, it always works out with UPS. Ground, overnight, international. He does it all. And he’s made sure there’s always a quick and easy way to ship UPS – from your desktop, on the phone, UPS stores, dropboxes. He’s focused on nothing but shipping, to the tune of 16 million pickups and deliveries a day to every address in the U.S. and 200 countries. So you can focus on your business. (beat) What is your business?
GUY: Cliches. Busier than a one-legged man in a…
ANNCR: Well, you’re a natural. What can brown do for you?