Inner Child -- Children's Healthcare -- unproduced

(SFX: Phone ring and pickup)
MAN: Kiley & Gilcher. Matt speaking.
INNER CHILD: Matt, don’t freak out on me.
MAN: Who is this?
INNER CHILD: It’s your inner child.
MAN: Must be a bad connection, ‘cause I thought you said…
INNER CHILD: Well, I’m calling on the Tagalong Happy-Fone.
MAN: (fondly) The Tagalong Happy-Fone? Oh, it was so shiny!
INNER CHILD: Yeah, -- well, the reason I’m calling is because I need you to help the children. You know, one of the country’s premier pediatric providers is right here in Atlanta.
MAN: Children’s Healthcare of Atlanta? Oh, they were great. They got those beans out of my nose.
INNER CHILD: Right. Well, they count on donations and contributions to stay on the cutting edge of medical technology and treatments specifically for children. It’s easy to help. Just log on to C-H-O-A.org. Or call 404.929.6507.
MAN: Okay. I’ll visit C-H-O-A. org -- if you let me talk to my Random Reader.
INNER CHILD: Hang on.
RANDOM READER: ( prerecorded kids' educational toy phrases) The teacher—washed muffins – on my head.
MAN: Ahh, that’s good stuff. Hey, don’t wait so long to call next time.
INNER CHILD: Well, I couldn’t get through during your adolescence.
MAN: Yeah, no one could.
ANNCR: Children’s healthcare of Atlanta. C-H-O-A. org. Children need Children’s – and – Children’s needs you.