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Liar -- unproduced -- AJCjobs.com

BOSS-TO-BE: Good looking resume, Bob. So, where do you see yourself in five years?
BOB: Ah, this pantywaist gig is just a stepping stone in my quest for utter global domination.
BOSS-TO-BE: Well, I admire your honesty, but…
BOB: And I’ll remember that when all of mankind is under my control.
ANNCR: When it comes to the perfect job, we’re all unique. So log on to the job search tool unique to Atlanta – AJCjobs.com.
BOSS-TO-BE: So, are you always this honest?
BOB: Always. For instance, my pants are binding uncomfortably, and this coffee tastes like swill..
BOSS-TO-BE: Well, it’s a french roast…
BOB: And I like clumsy women.
ANNCR: No matter how unique you are, AJCjobs.com is the inside track for jobs in Atlanta. So whether you’re looking for a new job, a new career, or re-entering the job market, log on to AJCjobs.com and check out Sunday’s job section in the AJC.
BOSS-TO-BE: Actually, I think maybe you’re too honest for us. We’re in advertising, so…
BOB: Then I always lie.
BOSS-TO-BE:
So when you said you always tell the truth…
BOB: Lying.
BOSS-TO-BE: And are you lying now?
BOB: I always lie.
BOSS-TO-BE: Welcome aboard.
ANNCR:
AJCjobs.com. Where Atlanta goes to work.

Unproduced for AJCjobs.com, and shown here only as a sample of my writing. This spot is in no way associated with AJCjobs.com. From Freelancefred's ad morgue.