Naughty Pants -- unproduced -- Cingular

(SFX: Cell phone ring )
WOMAN: Hello?
MAN: Hellooooo, Sugarbumps.
WOMAN: Mmmmm. This sounds a little naughty.
MAN: Oooh.. What am I wearing?
WOMAN: You’re supposed to ask what I’m wearing.
MAN: Oh, wait. Never mind. I’m wearing pants.
WOMAN: Naughty pants?
MAN: Just pants.
WOMAN: Bob, where’s the naughty part?
CINGULAR ANNCR: Oh, I’ll tell you naughty. What if you get to the end of the month and don’t use all your wireless minutes? They’ll disappear faster than dryer socks or a snappy comeback.
WOMAN: Those disappearing minutes should be spanked.
CINGULAR ANNCR: Oh, they're spanked into next month with Cingular, so you can actually use the minutes you pay for. If you talk a lot, you could save 20,30, 40-percent.
MAN: We could use some practice time.
CINGULAR ANNCR: Sign up now and get a Nokia picture phone, free after rebate. That could help.
WOMAN: Bob, did you call just to use your minutes before they disappear?
MAN: Yeah. Is that naughty?
WOMAN: Oh, maybe... I guess.
CINGULAR ANNCR: I'll leave you lovebirds to your dysfuntional chatter. Cingular fits you best.