Stallion -- Unproduced -- AJCcars

WOMAN: AJCcars.
MAN: Yes, are you the people who run the ad until it’s sold?
WOMAN: That’s right. Sell your car with AJCcars and we’ll run it for four straight weekends, and until it sells on AJCCars.com.
MAN: I find this soothing and reassuring. Very well, please arrange for me an ad as follows. “Throbbing, muscular stallion…”
WOMAN: Stallion? What kind of car is that, sir?
MAN: Why, a throbbing and muscular one, an untamed renegade whose loins are aching…
WOMAN: Sir, cars don’t have loins. Would you like to speak to the people in personals?
MAN: Do they have this run ‘til it’s sold policy of which you speak – reaching 2.4 million adults in four weeks?
WOMAN: No, sir. That’s just AJCcars.
MAN: Then let us continue with -- the Stallion. He’s a proud and noble beast who enjoys old movies and long walks…
ANNCR: The run ‘til it’s sold offer from AJCcars.com may well be the smartest, easiest, and fastest way to get results when you’re selling a car. You’ll reach a bigger market, and get a better price. No wonder the AJC and AJCcars.com sold over 130 million dollars worth of cars in 12 months. But tempting though it is, try to remember it’s only for cars, not people.
MAN: …keep his fluids fresh and flowing, and the Stallion will be a reliable companion…
WOMAN: Sir, didn’t you call me last week with a hemi powered Love Rambler?
MAN: The Stallion rears up defiantly…and away!
ANNCR: AJCcars. We sell cars. Fast.